GRAVEYARD KEEPER--this one goes out to beavr

Distressing news: Last night, Jennifer Aniston caught wind that beavr caught wind that she was the reason Matt Chandler Perry died (murder. She murdered him). While I was streaming, the beavr lodge was attacked by a thin blonde assailant with excellent skin and terrifyingly blue eyes. That said, pbeavr has had to move from being pbeavr to another, differenter account name--which I cannot disclose for fear that our old friend from Friends will find him. Luckily, he's managed to shake her for now, but I have no doubt she's hot on his tail.
God speed beavr.

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SHOUTOUT TO MY SUBS!!! Pbeavr--the rodent, the myth, the madness--and whenlogicdies--the most valuable gem on rumble, and SacredSage--a digital master. I wish you both, specifically, the bestest of days. Everyone else can have a mediocre day... I guess.

If you're this far in the description, then you're part of the illumarati--the SSS--the resistance against Jennifer Aniston and her many war crimes. Take shelter. Trust no beautiful blondes. Beware.