JUST IN CASE YOU WERE HAVING ANY DOUBTS ABOUT THE SPINNING ROCK THEORY

It's very important that we all trust the Science. That's what experts are for - remember your tiny brain couldn't possibly understand the complexities of astrophysics. Lucky we have this lot on hand to keep us in line in case we might start asking silly questions like 'How do pilots land planes upside-down in Australia?' or 'Doesn't water always find its level in a container?'. Oh don't be so daft. Remember kids, we're on a spinning rock in an ever-expanding universe. You're an accidental speck of nothingness. (Definitely NOT God's perfect creation.) You can trust NASA and these lovely TV personalities. They wouldn't lie. Case closed. If you're having any more doubts, watch Gravity again, that always works. Now repeat after me: TRUST THE SCIENCE! Good boys and girls! Don't listen to those crazy conspiracy theories. They make you look stupid.