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Do you love fermented fruit so much that sometimes you can't walk home? You just lie there on the ground questioning your life decisions and wondering if you'll get eaten by wild animals? You don't have to lay there until you sober up or get eaten! Persephone has some practical tips that may help you the next time you're too drunk to walk home.

WARNING:
Wildlife should be considered dangerous even when they are calm and friendly. Give them space and do not approach them.

Always use extreme caution when taking advice from wildlife. What may be appropriate for a wild animal could be extremely hazardous for a human. Consider the source before accepting any advice.