Biden Sets Record for Compassion , 4229

Good afternoon, I’m still reporting on the coup.

Heretofore, this channel will attempt to strictly adhere to new policies announced by some social media platforms that insist on moderation when discussing the policies of the current administration in regards to the downtrodden immigrating across the U.S. southern border.

Well, the latest figures from the CBP – U.S. Customs and Border Patrol -are in, and Democrats will be pleased to learn that Joe. Biden’s humanitarian efforts have yielded another bumper crop of newly welcomed Americans over the course of Fiscal Year 2023 - a new all-time record for downtrodden migrant encounters at the U.S. southern border.

According to the official numbers just released by the CBP, for fiscal year 2023, which ended on Oct. 1, encounters at the southern border topped 3.2 million in the last 12 months, hitting their all-time high in September with 341,392 in a single month. That’s a 23% increase year-over-year. That one-year increase is more population added than any of 20 of the existing U.S. states!

However, in a New York Times article on Oct. 29, that figure was inaccurately reported as only 2.05 million downtrodden entered the country, which would have been a 26% DECREASE! Such a number, however, could lead alert readers of the NYT to conclude that Biden had stumbled in his revolutionary zeal. But fear not, this oversight will certainly be corrected in time for next year’s post-election festivals.

Incredibly, however, opposition still exists. According to former Customs and Border Patrol director, Mark Morgan, this increase caused great concern to those who continue to insist on making America Great again.