THE MARV-HELLS NO - Geekin Out 229

Well, freshen my daisy and call me Summers, Eve! It's a gynocentric GEEKIN OUT!
Okay, we admit it. The boys pussed out this week. Turns out NEITHER of them hates himself enough to actually sit thru the gynoriffic grift of THE MARVELS, but judging from their weekend box office, neither did you. So, let's just agree to back away slowly...
*THE ROCK's presidential candidacy sank like... eh, you know
*CAPTAIN AMERICA 4 is getting shot. Again.
*KEVIN FEIGE says no to ROBERT DOWNEY JR playing IRON MAN. Again.
*COYOTE VS ACME blows up in WARNER's face
*C3PO is pimping his parts
*VHS is back! Hail to the King, baby!
And sundry assorted sundries like them that there...
So, get them pansies to massin, Gil, and we'll keep on GEEKIN OUT!