Firearms Lesson: "It's A Defensive Weapon, Stupid!"

What is an "assault" weapon? Essentially, a term made up by commies and idiots who want to take away your guns. They act as if hunting is the only reason to own any firearm, and no one needs a scary-looking high-capacity rifle for that. But literally, an assault weapon can be anything used to assault someone - a gun, a knife, a baseball bat, a car, a hammer, or even your fists. They claim "assault" is the only purpose for certain guns they deem "unfit for civilian ownership. Not true. They never want to recognize that personal defense is what the 2nd Amendment is really about - that, and keeping tyranny at bay. So, gun up while you can, patriots!