Septic Tank Submarine Non-Diversion

Remember that one time a handful of rich people took a septic tank powered by an Xbox controlled to find a pineapple under the sea? And then they allegedly pretended for days that it could still be in tact when it was allegedly more than obvious it wasn't.

Then they spent millions of dollars to allegedly pretend to rescue them even though it was obvious allegedly that it was gone.

Remember when it allegedly coincided with a bunch of stories about Hunter Parmesan and then the fact that they allegedly knew all along allegedly because of the sound they recorded at the exact time it allegedly lost communication.

That was interesting.