Stuck in Bathroom after I Pooped My Pants! HELP! | AskReddit

Ask Reddit brings us a banger from 2010. Stuck in the bathroom after you've already pooped your pants. What DO you do? *Seriously*, wait til story number 3, it's amazing. I was dying putting it together.

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