Tech Park Tales: Imaginary Employees and Real Connections

I'm Joe Justice, and at our latest business after hours event, hosted by the Tech Park and Dow, we delved into festive hypotheticals. Nicole Christian kicked things off, detailing the networking and business discussions at the West Virginia Regional Technology Park. She emphasized that prospective attendees can easily register at CharlestonAreaAlliance.org. Matt Ballard expressed his preference for hardworking elves, citing their strong work ethic, while Jordan Crist envisioned Santa Claus handling all holiday duties. Sunny Kalwar opted for the tooth fairy's stealth for covert operations, and Stephanie Roark chose the Easter Bunny for creative money hiding. Tina White envisioned Santa Claus as Providence Insurance's marketing rep, while Clark McCoy saw him managing site buildings. Ron Lovins threw a curveball, choosing the legendary Andre the Giant for personal protection. As the host, I wrapped up the evening, sharing my mythical hire—the hustling elves. It was a night of creative holiday hires and spirited conversations, reminding us all to hustle hard, smart, and with a smile.