Not 60 Minutes with Andy Rooney: Wholly Conceivable

Curious by Nature, Internationally Notorious Porn Tab Guy Continues to Ask Questions about Pandemic Closure of Public Schools

[FOB Freedom, November 21, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over.

Live from the world’s newest banana republic. . .

At least over 80% of Arlington Democrats are confident that they got the correct answer on the multiple-choice test during the state legislature elections, and, equipped with a blue sheet of paper, with prefilled dots, even providing assistance to the most educated voters in the entire state of Virginia who may have graduated from the second best public schools in the entire state and still experienced as much problems getting into Harvard as distinguishing their “Rs” from their “Ds”, how could anything go wrong? And one former army top spy, internationally curious by nature, with a well-established history of performing research on viruses, continues to ask questions, like: How did the first case of COVID-19 in Arlington top his views on ARL Now?

“Well, Howard, I have to admit I am a bit envious of my coronaviruses beating me in ARL Now. I really should have put a patent on pandemics three decades ago when I was just barnstorming about possibilities for viruses that could fool people into believing they were like highly contagious. And, now, every day I kick myself for not thinking about the infinite possibilities for profit. There’s a mutant variant born everyday, ya know,” laughed Major Mike Webb.

Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz.

Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2.

Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected.

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