Premium Only Content
This video is only available to Rumble Premium subscribers. Subscribe to
enjoy exclusive content and ad-free viewing.

Funny cows
HowToBeARanchHand
- 10 / 11
1
Spending time / giving loves to my 3 favorite bovines

How to be a Ranch Hand
A video from way back in the day...
Alope (#36), Valkyrie, and #15 (the steer) all enjoy a good scratching. And where one is, the other two are usually close by.
Somebody’s a little spoiled though…
2
comments
2
Baby Valkyrie

How to be a Ranch Hand
Baby Valkyrie at weaning time (she thinks my fingers are utters).
3
Luna gets her hair done

How to be a Ranch Hand
Luna gets her hair done by Odin the bull
“Salt”
“Is that what it is?”
4
Saying hi / spending time with Valkyrie

How to be a Ranch Hand
Took a break to say hi to Valkyrie. She likes to be scratched, just not all the time (she’s just more receptive when her best friend Alope’s around). She has a very expressive face, almost looks like she’s frowning when I try and touch her.
5
6
Getting attacked with cow snuggles!

How to be a Ranch Hand
#15 and Alope are spoiled…
Sorry bout the sun. I can’t always help where I get ambushed.
If these 2 happen to see me while I’m working in the field, they usually come up and demand some attention (usually Valkyrie’s with them).
7
Luna gets some visitors

How to be a Ranch Hand
Alope and her shadow Valkyrie come get a drink of water and say hi to Luna. I gave everyone some loves.
8
Cows love when I play my guitar for them

How to be a Ranch Hand
I like to play my guitar for cattle. They seem to like the deeper notes. Only have this video from a few years ago.
9
Giving loves to my favorite heifer

How to be a Ranch Hand
Alope was my favorite heifer at this ranch where I used to work. If she saw me working in the field she’d always come up to me and ask for some scratches.
11
Taking a break to give loves to the steers

How to be a Ranch Hand
I decided to take a break with the steers. #15 has taught his friends, that I’m safe, and make a good scratchy post for them, lol.
1
comment
What happens when you make friends with cows…
Loading comments...
-
LIVE
SpartakusLIVE
2 hours ago#1 Solo Challenge CHAMPION entertains HERDS of NERDS
173 watching -
LIVE
Alex Zedra
1 hour agoLIVE! New Game | DeathWatchers
106 watching -
LIVE
Nikko Ortiz
2 hours agoShotguns With A Magazine... |Rumble Live
55 watching -
23:18
Lady Decade
7 hours agoThe Diversity Lie Gaming Refuses To Talk About
7.3K4 -
LIVE
Geeks + Gamers
2 hours agoGeeks+Gamers Play- MARIO KART WORLD
168 watching -
Midnight In The Mountains™
5 hours agoGaming w/ Midnight | Studio is BACK and SO ARE WE | 3 AWAY FROM 1,500 WILL YOU GET ME THERE?!
3.54K3 -
1:51:13
Glenn Greenwald
7 hours agoTucker Carlson Speaks at Turning Point, Prompting Cheers and Controversy; More Evidence of Israeli Atrocities Amid Fragile Ceasefire; Tommy Robinson Submits to Re-Education in Israel | SYSTEM UPDATE #536
101K100 -
LIVE
SOLTEKGG
2 hours ago🔴LIVE - BATTLEFIELD 6 GIVEAWAY
33 watching -
12:12
ARFCOM News
7 hours ago $0.83 earnedThe REAL Reason Glock Bent The Knee + Searched Just For OWNING A Gun?!? + Lemon's Cringe 2A Mistake
10.7K8 -
13:10:24
LFA TV
1 day agoLIVE & BREAKING NEWS! | WEDNESDAY 10/22/25
179K24