⌗ illegal side profile.exe

this is not a meme nor a joke
this is also not shade take it how you want but from my point of view it is me taking a stand and just me showing support to the creator Esthetique Kryztals after all the drama and things that happened

I really care about him he is like a precious little brother to me..

if you don’t know what happened feel free to read comments under his post :)
what happened to him was unfair so so unfair.

check him out

and with this I present you a new formula .. the illegal formula it makes you so gorgeous and perfect it is almost illegal to be like you.
hopefully I don’t catch a lawsuit for using the word illegal

this new formula is inspired by the spanish sub community came up with first by the way ❤️

however this is not a serious formula.. i am not so drawn to actually use this formula in the future I just made this five minutes ago to support a fellow sub maker

also, the affirmations are not like moochas i didn’t copy them I did not write it the way she does because according to reddit she writes them this way.

“yes moocha's formula is very simple. very similar to velmental's. she uploaded a instagram story a while ago where she showed a little bit of the audio of "get your ideal body rn" (something like that..) and it was very simple. like, "i have my ideal body right now" "i have my ideal waist right now" and so on.”

I can explain this formula more if anyone actually wants to but for now... let’s get into it :)

benefits
╰ “ your side profile is so illegally gorgeous and mathematically perfect it fits all your beauty standards but million times better and more perfect
╰ “ the most illegal powerful physics law breaking morphogenetic field around you which morph your side profile so fast it breaks all laws of physics making it completely illegal in the best way ever.
╰ “ the aura around your side profile has a vibe of complete and utter ideal perfection so mathematically perfect it breaks the laws of mathematics making your side profile extremely illegaly perfect and gorgeous.
╰ “ all your facial features are so harmonious and coexist so well on your face as if they were put there extremely precisely following a ratio more beautiful than any ratio the universe has seen. your facial features are so much in harmony they break the laws of universal balance making them illegally ethereal.

do not bundle tho it has frequencies !

best of luck