To those touching grass... are u catching worms or wattup? But i'm the conspiracy theorist.... ok

Some of you who go out of your way to call other people conspiracy theorist have horrible boundaries and need to take a class and some critical thinking because what you call conspiracy is literally just your brain working. I'm sorry nobody ever told you probably cause you're here touching grass, grabbing worms, all the goddamn time which I mean no that's dirty but I'm the crazy one right? I'm just kidding but seriously you need to stop touching grass cause it's dirty, and the worms will not feed you. #joke #joking #imjustplayin #butimsaying #conspiracy #conspiracytheorist #morelike #thinking #criticalthinker #openabook #britneyspears #thisninjanerdrebritneyspears