Dave for Leader

This video marks the beginning of my campaign to be appointed by the people of the British Isles as leader of the country.

The system of voting for a succession of psychopathic parasites to supposedly represent us and act in our interests, is not working, it never has nor ever will. Every successive government has presided over a decline in our collective health, wealth and quality of life, while degrading the moral character of the country to satisfy their own vile, depraved appetites... The definition of madness is continuing to do the same thing over and over and expecting different results, so perhaps its time to do something different.

The model I propose would be akin to the Benevolent Dictator, but with no power over people only authority over the artificial structures that seek to control our lives. As leader, my goal would be to transform this sick, twisted society into a happy, healthy place, free from fear, scarcity and struggle only using means that are already quietly working in the background or have always worked before the introduction of "isms"

Whether my goal is realistic or not, I would like the people of these lands to see that there are always alternatives to the way we are being forced to live.

Let me know your thoughts either by email or in the comments (Not you collaborators in 77th Brigade, I already know you're going to call me an idiot and draw attention to the fact that I drink urine and know the earth is flat, but crack on if you think you'll dissuade people with that)