Why Your Boss Actually Supports Abortion | SATIRE

Wait a minute...

Bosses wouldn't be paying women to have abortions just to avoid the cost of supporting moms in the workforce, right?

Corporations like Disney, Amazon, Netflix, and Starbucks would never market their "generous" abortion travel benefits while cutting maternity benefits.

Companies care about women's rights. That's why they offer to pay for employees' abortions, so that women are empowered to be back in their cubicles to make the company money in just a matter of days.