"He's a Fed!" - AI Heavy Metal Version

I took this idea from https://rumble.com/user/HopalongGinsberg and made it into a good Heavy Metal version thanks to Suno (AI).

"Original" lyrics from Hopalong Ginsberg's post and "Teh Internetz":

If he'll drive you to the criming, he's a Fed
If he'll drive you to the criming, he's a Fed
If you can't get there without him
And you don't know much about him
If he'll drive you to the criming, he's a Fed

If his friend has got the weapons, he's a Fed
If his friend has got the weapons, he's a Fed
If you're running off your mouth
And his buddy lives down South
If his friend has got the weapons, he's a Fed

If he's got a stupid haircut, he's a Fed
If he's got a stupid haircut, he's a Fed
If his haircut's tight and high
Looks better in a suit and tie
If he's got a stupid haircut, he's a Fed

If he says you don't need OPSEC, he's a Fed
If he says you don't need OPSEC, he's a Fed
If he wants you to repeat it
Where the chatroom won't delete it
If he says you don't need OPSEC, he's a Fed

If he's always pushing violence, he's a Fed
If he's always pushing violence, he's a Fed
If he wants you to start killin'
'Cause his bosses need a villain
If he's always pushing violence, he's a Fed

If he says his plan is foolproof, he's a Fed
If he says his plan is foolproof, he's a Fed
If the plan is his design
And he's sharing it online
If he says his plan is foolproof, he's a Fed

If he'll sell you auto switches, he's a Fed
If he'll sell you auto switches, he's a Fed
If he links you to a site
And he tells you it's alright
If he'll sell you auto switches, he's a Fed

If he’s wearing high-end khakis, he’s a Fed
If he’s wearing high-end khakis, he’s a Fed
Polo shirt and Rayban shades
MAGA sign is not homemade
If he’s wearing high-end khakis, he’s a Fed