Mr. X News Network (Special Report) Bob F's Challenge to a 5k Poker Game! I ACCEPT!!!

We have clearly seen the mental demise of Bob F. He has proven he can't be trusted. He has shown he is two faced. Now he is making ridiculous challenges in games of partial luck to prove he hasn't fully lost it.
Bob recently challenged me (Mr. X) to a heads up, Texas Hold'em Poker game for 5k.
I ACCEPT!!!
Since I was challenged, then I am able to make the rules. These rules and stipulations are not up for negotiation. If you want to play me, then you will adhere to these rules. Then and only then will you see me at a poker table. Everything else is an excuse.