PEWDIEPIE (Censored by Rumble)

A SONG ABOUT SUBSCRIBING TO PEWDIEPIE.
MY FAVORITE SONG FOR A LONG TIME
MAYBE STILL IS..... HARD TO CHOOSE NOWADAYS......

I PLAYED THIS SONG IN THE PARK,
THIS MORON WAS THERE WITH HIS KID,
A BEER IN ONE HAND, HIS SIX YEAR OLD DAUGHTER IN THE OTHER,

HE EXPECTED ME TO CARE HE WAS OFFENDED, I DIDN'T.
HE EXPECTED ME TO LEAVE, WHEN HE BULLIED ME.
I DIDN'T.

HE BEAT ME IN THE FACE UNTIL I BLED.

I HAD TO CALL THE COPS,
AND WHEN THEY GOT THERE,
I HAD TO TELL THEM TO GO HOME.

I'M NOT GETTING A GUY ARRESTED IN FRONT OF HIS LITTLE DAUGHTER,
I PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THOUGH,
THAT MORON HAS NO BUSINESS HAVING KIDS AT ALL,
AND THE NEXT GUY WILL PRESS CHARGES.

THE FUNNY PART IS,
I WAS LITERALLY MAKING FUN OF A GUY
JUST LIKE THAT, IN THE SONG,
HE CAME TO LIFE,
AND PUNCHED ME,
IN FULFILLMENT OF THE PROPECY, man.......

I'M A PROPHET.
A good one.