Nothing to see here, forget about it

Shock and horror in Crown Heights after a tunnel
was found burrowed underground in the most unlikely of places,
under 770 Eastern Parkway in Crown Heights.

No, we really aren’t joking. Not an Israeli replica of 770 in Eretz Yisroel.
770 Eastern Parkway, the Headquarters of Lubavitch
in Crown Heights, Brooklyn, United States.

The accidental discovery happened nearly three weeks ago
after a series of incidents rang alarm bells with the Gabboim of 770.
The New York Police Department was called to the Chabad-Lubavitch World Headquarters in the Crown Heights neighborhood of Brooklyn on Monday after a group of young students attempted to stop construction workers from sealing off a hidden passageway recently discovered under the synagogue.