Premium Only Content
Clutch ESCAPE FROM THE PRISON PLANET
Then against my better judgment I went walking out that door
I smiled at one person then I nodded to three more
One man asked me for a dollar, I asked him, "What's it for?"
He said, "I have seen them." I said, "O.K., it's yours."
And as featured on the M-T-V, the local high school lets out
And the town becomes anarchy
Parties are crashed, skid marks are measured
The story's in the paper, you may read it at your leisure
Get out
Eject
Escape From the Prison Planet
Get out
Eject
Escape From the Prison Planet
And to the tune of a billion dollars, I supplied to the D.O.E
Some tasty little nuggets of alien technology
And as one might expect, I've been harassed for years
The Men In Black have been bending my ear
As a matter of fact, they were just here today
But I escaped them through a secret passageway
Once I lived there for one thousand days
Get out
Eject
Escape From the Prison Planet
Get out
Eject
Escape From the Prison Planet
I have plans for the future, guess they're futuristic plans
Move out west and buy some desert lands
Maybe up North, just past Alaska
You know nothing of this if they ask you
Red Rover, Red Rover, Bob Lazar's coming over
So honey clear the airstrip and light up that stove
By Jove, I think it's started. Oh yeah
Escape From the Prison Planet
Billion people harvest on Mars
Rebuild the remnants of the obelisk
One mile from the pyramid
Escape From the Planet of the Apes
Go forth, ad infinitum
Return the relics to the Elephant
And Atlantis rises
Get out
Eject
Escape From the Prison Planet
Ejector seat ignite
Billion people harvest on Mars
Rebuild the remnants of the obelisk
One mile from the pyramid
Escape From the Planet of the Apes
Go forth, ad infinitum
Return the relics to the Elephant
And Atlantis rises
-
12:04
TacticalTurkeys
11 hours agoRuger Precision .308 X Surefire RC2 Beck Ammunition 168gr Subsonic Silent Operator.
508 -
LIVE
BEK TV
22 hours agoTrent Loos in the Morning - 2/13/2026
186 watching -
12:16
Anthony Rogers
13 hours agoEpisode 404 - Story of the Year
481 -
41:53
CharLee Simons presents DO NOT TALK
14 hours agoPatriot Streetfighter SCOTT McKAY & SAM ANTHONY together on DO NOT TALK
783 -
1:18:56
Triggernometry
1 day agoIs This The End Of Humanity?- Eric Weinstein
8.52K16 -
11:38
Clyde Do Something
9 hours ago $6.61 earnedCanada’s Police Is a MASSIVE JOKE Pronouns are The PRIORITY
52K27 -
1:13:54
Dinesh D'Souza
2 days agoEveryone is Wrong About Anti-Semitism
17K86 -
1:11:28
Steve-O's Wild Ride! Podcast
9 days ago $0.77 earnedHarland Williams Is Absolutely Ridiculous | Wild Ride #280
2.29K3 -
28:22
James Klüg
1 day agoFURIOUS Protesters Get Fact Checked In Real Time
33.2K51 -
12:43
stateofdaniel
2 days agoUNREAL: Democrats CONFESSES Plot to STEAL North Carolina Election!
12.4K14