Maybe Aliens Like to Shop, Too

2024 starts with a bang in the high strange as ten foot tall "creatures" are reported walking through the Bayside Mall in Miami.
So... what really happened at the Bayside Mall in Miami? Shoppers report 10 foot tall "creatures", dozens of police cars show up and a few helicopters...then radio silence and some weird story about teens fighting with sticks and setting off fireworks.
Totally sus.
Oh, and there's that story from last year about some similar creatures dropping in on a village in Peru... The Peru aliens were nasty f@ckers. The Miami aliens just wanted to use that gift card they got for Christmas...

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