Mr. Inch - Azazicc ("You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch" Parody)

You’re a small one, Mr. Inch
It really is unreal
You’re as hung as a gerbil, even when you’re hard as steel, Mr. Inch
You got women laughing when they’re, taking a kneel—!

You’re a stout one, Mr. Inch
Your pole is limp and cold
You have E D on your list to fix with pills up your hole, Mr. Inch
You couldn’t touch the back of a, one and a half inch hole—!

You’re a tiny one, Mr. Inch
There are termites with more on file
You have all the cock development of a twelve hour infantile, Mr. Inch
Given a bet of length between the two of you
I’d bet on the twelve hour infantile—!

You’re a wide one, Mr. Inch
You have mini wini junk
Your girlfriend wears a strap that she packs into your trunk, Mr. Inch
The three words to best describe your penile length are as follows, and I quote:
“Shrimp, shrank, shrunk!”

You’re laugh fodder, Mr. Inch
You’re the top of runty rods
Your knob’s a sad excuse flawed with spotty herpes spots, Mr. Inch
Your sex life is an abhorrent amalgamate of dominatrixes with plans to provide you alone with nothing but a
Painful butt and anal gut prod—!

You exhaust me, Mr. inch
With an exhausting reek exhaust!
You’re some blotchy smelly livestock with a crotch next to dross, Mr. Inch
You’re a double decker Mac truck of lard and mass
Located in all but your cock—!