The Mean Kitty Song

LYRICS:

I got this little kitty about 2 months back
He was the nicest little kitty, now a pain in my crack
This little kitty is a ninja, always stalking my feet
This little kitty is a warrior you know what I mean

He's an evil little kitty look what he did to my hand
Tries to get in trouble in any way that he can
I could give this cat a toy, but he'd rather have the wrapper
And I will always give him water, but he still drinks from the crapper

You could lock him in a closet and he just won't care
Kitty chews on my shoes and he licks on my hair
Always scratching on my favorite chair and jumping on the couch
Playing in the window sills and tearing through the house

He's so full of energy and easily amused
Kitty will attack anything that moves
Causing trouble, starting battles just so he could be a part of
He's a meanest little kitty so we named him sparta

Hey little Sparta what is with all the fight
Little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
Hey little Sparta what is with all the fight
Little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
Hey little Sparta what is with all the fight
Little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
Hey little Sparta what is with all the fight
Little bitty kitty wanna bite

Where'd you go
Are you stalking me?
Are you under the couch, quite possibly
Ears laid back so you don't get caught
Ready to pounce my leg with everything that you got

I know you're probably watching me from across the room
Concentrating contemplating on attacking me soon
You're not invisible kitty, I'm gonna find you first
Come out come out before I make things worse

I've seen where you hide and I know where you've been
Hey kitty why don't you give in
Even if you try to sneak up on me, I'm prepared
Cause I've got my safety gear on and I'm not scared

I think I hear a little cat under the bed
I know your making noises just to mess with my head
You can stalk me all you want, but I'm not your pray
Cause you always seem to find me first, but not today

Hey little Sparta what is with all the fight
Little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
Hey little Sparta what is with all the fight
Little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
Hey little spartan what is with all the fight
Little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
Hey little Sparta what is with all the fight
Come on out, I'm gonna get you now

I've got 'em cornered
And now he's mine
He's not gonna get away this time
I'll snatch him up fast before he can blink and then...
Aw man! He's asleep in the sink

What is with this cat? I'm confused
He's got a bed, but it's never been used
In every waking moment, kitty's out for the fight
Then [fart] next minute kitty's out like a light

How could I let this creature live inside my home
I've gotta keep an eye on him when I'm on the phone
I'm a little afraid to leave this cat all alone
This kitty may destroy everything that I own

Look at him now, I kinda feel bad
He's the best little cat that I've had
And the one big thing I forgot to mention, was that
He wasn't fighting, he just wanted attention

Hey little Sparta what is with all the fight
Little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
Hey little Sparta what is with all the fight
Little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
Hey little Sparta what is with all the fight
Little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
Hey little Sparta what is with all the fight
Showing love, that's all this kitty does