Breaking News - Hunter Biden To Testify

BREAKING NEWS
with JOHN WARD (Breaking News)

HUNTER BIDEN TO TESTIFY

Having ignored two subpoenas to testify in front of congress about his business dealings - dealings which include his father, who is hey no big deal the sitting president of the United States - and dealings which occurred mainly in Ukraine, a small country where nothing important or interesting ever happens - including dealings involving his father ...

... Hunter Biden finally agreed to testify IF Congress issued a third subpoena, this time pinkie swearsies. And a toothless Congress has for the third time gone ahead and accepted that pinky - because to be fair that pinky is attached to Hunter Biden, and this was the small and lonely 30 minute window of the next calendar year where it wouldn’t indelibly reek of meth-burnt knuckle hair, single mothers, or GSR.

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