It's that time of year again: All I want for Christmas is Russia....

and Putin, and Trump, and WMDs, and babes, and guns, and ultra knives with super capacitoes and novichock and heating elements to burn read hot and acid squirters and cameras and auto aim and blinding lasers and a chain saw blade, also some anti building missiles and demolition charges to take out GHCQ and parliament plus please give me all the intelligence and satellite targets and a suit case nuke or two and a mig and an su please thank you also I want some binary agents and a bottle of Russian vodka because I just ran out...

Correction: Men into lookalike women. Feel alike for a man who has never touched one for real which is increasingly the case when there's increasingly more fakes and less of the real thing in the West. Fake women, fake men, where are the men the women ask and where are the women the men ask.