Shadow Hat People are real. Who are they?

Have you ever seen a Shadow Hat person? I had never even heard of them- until I met one. I saw it, and then my son saw it too! Who are they and why are they here? Are they...us?
THIS channel is based on my real-life, paranormal, Supernatural, Spiritual, close-encounters. Disguising myself as a suburban housewife, I've finally decided to come out of the Cosmic Closet that I've been hiding in for most of my life! Based on my memoir THIS is Gonna Sound Weird (found on Amazon and Barnes & Noble), I describe what my numerous encounters have been like. Here's my take on what's going on around THIS planet and in our Galaxy. Having met THREE different alien species (up close and personal) I finally figure that I might be a Cosmic Unicorn? Not to mention the UFO/UAPs I've seen too. And then the rest of the Paranormal party started to disrupt me. The list includes: Pat Nixon (I know right?), Ghosts, Angels, Crystal Skulls, Shadow Hat Man, Shadow Government, DUMBs, Vortexes, Holograms, Alien Implants, Heaven, Tree Communication, Amelia Earhart, Star Wars.. just to name a few.
What's really going on around here? THIS channel is a start to that discussion.