Flowers (Miley Cyrus) first-time music reaction

Is it a robot gurgle -- or Miley's actual voice? Hell, I don't know. You tell me. Is this a semi-naked workout video -- or a badly written anthem of independence? Hell, I don't know. You tell me. This mindless self-indulgence won the Grammy on Sunday for best pop song. If this is the best that the pop world has to offer, I've got a few recordings of myself singing Bohemian Rhapsody in the shower I'll sell ya.