Madame Web is Atrocious & The Sweeney vs Johnson Hotness Debate (Call Me?)

Critics agree: Madame Web is a must watch for masochists. No other film this year (I do pray) will torture you with tedium quite like this disaster-piece from SJ Clarkson and far too many writers to write about. A truly abysmal film which is 108 minutes and still too long!

Dakota Johnson (the hottest of the spider women - more on that in the video) plays Cassie Webb, the eponymous Madame Web, in this origin story that tries to jumpstart four superheroes at once to great failure. Johnson is solid enough but there are times when you just know she's barely getting through the process.

Everyone else is generic and boring and it's astounding to me that this film didn't receive The Batgirl treatment!

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