THE PERFECT MURDER

"Yeah I heard someone scream,
it sounded far away...."

To whom it may concern,

Please allow Brendan to enjoy the use of the premesis,
While I am on vacation in Britain. I will be back in
8 weeks as I am very busy with new employment.

I have been hired by a dell subsidiary.

Please respect the man we have paid to look after
the house while we are gone.

We will be home soon.

Thank you.

PS: And Brendan, please make sure to be polite to our neighbors,
and feed the pets while we are gone. I have told you how to get
to the grocery store, but there is enough in the fridge to keep
you going for a few weeks. After that if we need you to
look after the place more, we will pay for food.