NUMN Edition - #74 The Cocking Up of Science

All the clown world news that matters (but not to your mama) on Not Ur Mama's News!

This week we cover:

Remember The Alamo! Texas National Guard captures Rio Grande island from Mexican cartels:
https://www.newsweek.com/texas-celebrates-taking-back-fronton-island-mexico-cartels-1872060

Utah passes law to be able to overrule feds - which, er, the constitution says they should be able to anyway:
https://www.cnn.com/2024/02/19/us/utahs-sovereignty-act-overrule-federal/index.html

Penis Rodenticus Giganticus: giant cockup results in publishing outlandishly-hung rat pic in science journal:
https://gizmodo.com/rat-dck-among-gibberish-ai-images-published-in-science-1851260727

Deep Sea Fission: more than fifty thousand barrels of radioactive waste have been dumped off California coast:
https://ktla.com/news/local-news/were-never-going-to-get-them-back-more-than-56k-barrels-of-radioactive-waste-dumped-off-u-s-coast-lat-reports/

Unknowns featured this week: Justin, Keel and Scott.

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