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Comedian: Entirely Possible There Was a Night that Joe Biden Was Going to Press the Nuclear Button and Then it Got Late
ELIAS: “She did not have that reaction. That’s genuinely all that happened. I told a joke, she figured out I voted for Joe Biden, and then her husband threw a can of beer at me. And look, I don’t care who you guys voted for, or who you’re going to vote for, but let me just say, personally, for me, it genuinely sucks to have taken a beer can for Joe Biden. (Laughter) Because that’s not a cool person to take a beer can for. Right? Beyoncé would be a cool person to take a beer can for. But look, I’m going to vote for him again. I love that he’s tired. (Laughter) (Applause) I do. I think that’s a great quality to have in the president of the United States. Every world leader should be 90 and exhausted. Just too tired. If they didn’t have the energy to put us in danger, it’d be so much better. Because think about it. There’s so much stuff that happens that we as civilians never find out about. So it’s entirely possible there was a night where Joe Biden was going to press the nuclear button and then it got late. (Cheering and Applause) And we all get another day. I’m just saying like whether you agree with Joe Biden or disagree with him, one thing that you have to say for him is that for every decision he makes he has slept on it. (Laughter) I think that’s positive.” (Cheering and Applause)
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