I Call Upon The Name Of The Lord Jesus Christ!

I, Chad Clawitter, am being held hostage under duress as a political prisoner. I have therefore designated famous singer Sabrina Carpenter the role of "Next Friend" (as is my right in common law) to sue all my captors/opponents (& she is to receive 50% commission for whatever she sues them for or settles outside of court for).
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Next_friend#:~:text=Consequently%2C%20every%20application%20to%20the%20court%20on%20behalf,friend%20%28prochein%20ami%2C%20prochein%20amy%2C%20or%20proximus%20amicus%29.
Exodus 22:24 (NASB95)
and My anger will be kindled, and I will kill you with the sword, and your wives shall become widows and your children fatherless.

Luke 18:8 (NASB95)
“I tell you that He will bring about justice for them quickly. However, when the Son of Man comes, will He find faith on the earth?”

Revelation 21:8 (NASB95)
“But for the cowardly and unbelieving and abominable and murderers and immoral persons and sorcerers and idolaters and all liars, their part will be in the lake that burns with fire and brimstone, which is the second death.”

Matthew 13:30 (NASB95)
‘Allow both to grow together until the harvest; and in the time of the harvest I will say to the reapers, “First gather up the tares and bind them in bundles to burn them up; but gather the wheat into my barn.”’”