if you realize that you could be wrong it will change everything

i get why anyone would watch this channel n assume i am a narcissist
hating yourself is also very narcissistic n that's an indication of a very unhealthy sense of self
the devil wouldn't run the world if he didn't have all these insecure mfs to use so well
i don't wanna be a piss poor example of Christianity n i know that if were to tell these people off my religion would be very questionable
i underreact, below sea level
when talkin shit will accomplish absolutely nothing
yes it is that good
you experienced this magic moment watching me eat like a pig
this is the only meal i will eat
2 eggs + plain yogurt w/ REAL maple syrup + mushrooms n tzaziki sauce
eating this cucumber n then we will go
imma eat these on stage perhaps
it's been over 3mos since i've done standup
i'm either gonna be amazing or terrible *SPOILER: terrible!
confidence is considered narcissism
confidence w/out awareness is the problem
figure out whatever that is that caused you trouble in the first place
"this ALWAYS HAPPENS TO: ME" prime example of a self-fulfilling prophecy
i'm attracting those that want either my empathy or my coolness
they ain't getting the empathy tho
cognitive empathy in order to play the part of a decent human being
shivering right now, earlier it was warm
those lights are so pretty
the geese took off cos i'm not their goose mommy
goose noises are so much fun
maybe i should work at the zoo
i'm that person that gets sauce all over my face
i've always been a mess n a half
giving up coffee for lent, so excited