Farm Shop "Kate" Is Walking FINE! It's Just Not KATE!

This is some light relief compared to vaccine catastrophes, depopulations agenda's, incessant wars, Ukraine & Gaza!
https://news.sky.com/story/hospital-staff-attempted-to-view-kates-private-medical-records-reports-13098317
The Times & Sky news report that, "Kensington Palace has been drawing up plans for Kate to make a "soft return" to public life, according to a report in The Times, with the possibility of her walking to church on Easter Sunday."
The real Kate might have trouble walking to church in a couple weeks but this new "Kate" at the farm shop over the weekend is striding along like nobodies business. Stupid little mistakes like this, plus the fact the kid looks nothing like Kate & could easily be twenty years Kate's junior, gives the game away.
The 14 sec TMZ clip of Not-Kate follows the lead-in & an image comparison New Kate Old Kate.
Thanks for watching AN. Anyone who's got any idea what's really happened to the real Kate Middleton, sing out in replies! The rumour-mill is in high gear!
All we know is she's missing. Why is she missing? What's happened? When did it happen? Is this another sudden vaccine death? Has Wills beaten her into a coma for cheating on him? What relationship to Kates disappearance has the death of her rumoured lover, Thomas Kingston, by gunshot headwound?
Or has Kate simply retired to some desert island to live out her days while someone else steps in & pretends to be queen? She's done her bit, the firm will endure thanks to the brats.
Who effing knows what to believe. But while facts are short speculation is the next obvious resort. So, speculate away! Do you damnedest!