House Oversight, TDS, and Dominion Voting on the Moon — Episode 316

The House Oversight and Accountability Committee met yesterday to once again delve into the details of the Biden Crime Family.

Well son of a bitch!

Republican Comer and crew heard from convicted criminals on both sides of the aisle while democrats explained everything away as Russian subversion. Fang Fang’s lover declined the opportunity to speak in Chinese, AOC explained why her cousin RICO did nothing wrong, and Shontel Brown presented a stirring four minute poem about her struggle with Trump Derangement Syndrome.

Speaking of Trump, it appears Uncle Donnie is now forced to liquidate his assets at 'fire sale prices' — a development that can only further endear him in the hearts of American voters who can now rest easy, knowing that the Orange Man is right there beside them, dealing with the death of home ownership in America…together…with Blackrock.

Is this a bad time to talk about Jared Kushner’s plans for Gaza or should we just wait for Little Marco Rubio to put them into the next legislative package?

Green Berets are stationed in Taiwan, the privatization of war continues, and we reminisce about our withdrawal from Afghanistan. On top of all that good news, Russia is ready to make peace in Ukraine…for a price.

But even though things are built back better than ever, pesky election deniers want us to stop what we’re doing to consider the details surrounding the recent arrest of Attorney Stephanie Lambert. DO NOT DEFAME DOMINION VOTING MACHINES OK.

If all else fails, we can empty our digital wallets after Bitcoin pumps and dump our earthly belongings for a one way ticket to the moon, to tour the lunar landscape on a brand new DARPA train.

The Council considers the psychology of the elites on March 21, 2024