Rob Schneider: If Lincoln and George Washington Were Lovers, They Would’ve Gotten a Month Not a Day of Remembrance

SCHNEIDER: “President’s Day. Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves, kept the Union together, gets a day. Not even his own day. He’s gotta share it with Washington. He doesn’t get a day either! He founded the whole f**king country! He doesn’t get a day. He’s gotta share it with Lincoln. But if they would have sucked each other’s d*cks, they would have got a whole month. That’s all I’m saying. I — I know it’s not possible because, you know, Lincoln was so tall. ‘Sorry, George.’”