How to be a Real American

Ronald Ulysses Swanson is a bit of a legend. I know he isn't real, and I don't care what the actor himself is like in real life- all that matters is that Ron is a champion. From the 'stache to the facial expressions and words of wisdom, this bloke is truly one of my idols. He loves his freedom, he loves food, he loves women and he won't apologise for any of the above!