Utility poles to be replaced with Hemp trees

I am. Her royal highness Majesty Queen Romana DeeDilow, Head of State, commander-in-Chief, Head of Government, National indigenous chief, Ruler of ALL of Sardeenia, Queen and President.

April 9, 2024

Royal Decree: Utility poles to be replaced with Hemp trees

Forthwith and effective immediately, In the Kingdom of Canada, ALL Utility poles are to be replaced with Hemp trees.

And so it is. Times three.