Two Silver Eagles - Phil Godlewski Edition

This parody is based on the song released back in 1997 and performed by Garth Brooks titled Two Piña Coladas. He has dazzled fans around the world with the original now being a national song in Puerto Rico, written by Shawn Camp, Benita Hill and Sandy Mason. This version comes to you with inspiration from Phil Godlewski and John F Kennedy.

May John hear all of us singing the words of this song to him. Rest in peace John, and in my own words “Papa Smurf” who lived in the enchanted castle as he had to stay hidden. Say "Hello" to my Dad's father "Dedo" whom I never had the chance to meet, but I know you are listening and cheering us on proudly..

Lyrics
I fell into the phire, when the party got started
When this phella came onto the phone
He said not tellin’ you, with what you should do
‘Cause the metals will become the “thang”
Well that got me thinkin’, that I must get movin’
And get me down to the bank
Now what will I do, is the question to ask
Don’t be stupid and take out some cash

Chorus
Go buy me two silver eagles, one for each hand
If two aren’t phatt enough for ya,
get as many as you can
When the value skyrockets, it will be too late
So buy your two silver eagles, you’ll say thank you to JFK

Now I’ve gotta ask, that if Q was not here
What would banks do with the money?
Would they take it and run, and hide in the dumbs
Or go out to some hidden land
Would it be on flat earth, or some other star,
That you access thru the ice wall
Where ever they go, they can no longer hide
‘Cause indictments will take them away

Chorus
So buy me two silver eagles, one for each hand
If two aren’t phatt enough for ya,
get as many as you can
When the value skyrockets, it will be too late
So buy your two silver eagles, you’ll say thank you to JFK

Go Buy and Buy
two silver eagles, one for each hand
If two aren’t phatt enough for ya,
get as many as you can
When the value skyrockets, it will be too late
So buy your two silver eagles, you’ll say thank you to JFK