Garth Brooks Goes Brokeback Mountain

Garth Brooks is closing his Friends in Low Places bar due to lack of business. He went woke, now he's broke. Too bad, so sad. (NOT!) He was never true country. He has always tried to play to the most popular venue and when country started slumping in the early 2000's due to a lack of new talent, he figured he could keep his earnings up by playing to the gay crowd, which is a fraction of the population. Dumbass went Brokeback Mountain and it cost him a load. That's what you get for going full retard, Garth.