King Karl meets Mrs. Meier

The true King of the Fools! My personal role model - unfortunately gone too soon!
He unconsciously predicted many of the conditions and he knew even then that everything was already said-just not yet by everyone! Ex-Foreign-/G.Ministers try it anyway, Russians,Antelopes and F1ormelfahrer disturb!Heulery gets the last word with us today-if you hold out so long!Give there little hope and ...you know-dor nich för!
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11 quotes from Karl Valentin
1. "I would have liked to, but I didn't dare to."
2. "Not sick at all is not healthy either."
3. "I'm not a direct bully, but I'm the stinging nettle among the love flowers."

4. "Man is good, the leaders are bad!"
5. "A stranger is only a stranger in a foreign land."

6. "Every thing has three sides. A positive, a negative and a funny one."
7. "Today is the good old days of tomorrow."

8. "Everyone talks about the weather, but no one does anything about it."
9. "An optimist is a person who doesn't take things as tragically as they are."

10. "Did you know that you shouldn't use a soft egg as a toothpick?"
11. "Down with reason - long live nonsense."