BACK TO THE JUNGLE WITH VISIBLE TATTOOS!

TATTOOS. WELCOME BACK TO THE JUNGLE
You morons and imbeciles are filling up tattoo parlours everywhere.

This fairly recent trend toward tattoos is going to come back and bite you in the @ss. Tattoos aren’t something most folks brag about when in their seniour years. Let’s get real; Why in Hell did you get that ‘tat’ in the first place?

Let’s get even more real; What in Hell motivated you to get tattoos on your face, neck, hands, or calves? Good God man, you play Hell hiding these from the majority of Americans, those who are not mentally scarred.

TATTOOS ARE FOR LOSERS AND FREAKS

TATTOO ‘ARTISTS’ ARE THE FREAKIEST OF THE BUNCH

I’m Max, and that’s the way I see it!