Call the City (spoof song)

To get the back story of this song, listen to episode 17 of The Story Unlikely Podcast.

Lyrics:
[Verse]
Who's that with the cowboy hat?
Foam so big you can't deny that
He's prankster Peabody, causing trouble all day
Jackin' with the neighbors in a juvenile way (uh-huh)

[Chorus]
Knockin' on doors in the middle of the night
Thumbing doorbells and taking flight
He's got no regard, he doesn't care
Until one victim comes along with a dare
and says...
Gonna call the city, gonna call the city, gonna call the city and {BITCH!)
Gonna call the city, gonna call the city, gonna call the city and (BITCH)

[verse 2]
Dave crawls outa bed, it’s the middle of the night
Drags himself downstairs, hits the lights
Nobody at the door, nobody there
Where has Peabody gone? (EVERYWHERE)

[Chorus]
Knockin' on doors in the middle of the night
Thumbing doorbells and taking flight
He's got no regard, he doesn't care
Until one victim comes along with a dare
and says...
Gonna call the city, gonna call the city, gonna call the city and {BITCH!)
Gonna call the city, gonna call the city, gonna call the city and (BITCH)

[Bridge]
Does he know, does he care?
About the damage he’s done, to the people out there?
Does he lay awake at night, thinking about his deeds
Wondering, postulating, about the lyrical fodder he feeds
But he’s Peabody, and we can only pray
Add throw our hands up, and say…

[Chorus]
Until one victim comes along with a dare
and says...
Gonna call the city, gonna call the city, gonna call the city and {BITCH!)
Gonna call the city, gonna call the city, gonna call the city and (BITCH)