how's your head feeling Paul?

"do you need an aspirin? you look like you have a headache."

Winston Marshall (formerly of Mumford and Sons) giving a speech at Oxford University in England.

'I would too if I had to live and sleep with that but no one said you had to sleep with it. that's why I invited that homo over your place huh? did I say something wrong? he is a homosexual isn't he? rainbow flags and tofu everywhere.

looks like we had a sex party here last night.
Jesus Paul what the hell do you do when I'm gone?

"pray for you to not come back except in a box!"

oh yeah huh? well I didn't.
I still have a bottle of vodka hidden in my closet that I have to drink.