MERC24 (VANS)

Mercedes Benz, battery farm hens, ready to take breakdown from road.
Questions they ask, before they begin task, will start by confirming postcode.
The times we must say NO, though they already know, the answers to questions they ask.
And we must oblige, to repetitive talk jive, act surprised when the costs are unmasked.
No RAC, no recovery, no mileage no load and no driver.
Here comes call out fee, regurgitated with glee, you won’t get it fixed for a fiver.
The job now passed, and there’s time to relax, at least 60 to 90 to wait
When the job’s done, the update will come, repair details served up on a plate