Scottie Scheffler arrested!

Please enjoy this joke about what Scottie Scheffler's arrest proves.
Upcoming shows:
Tampa, FL Sidesplitters May 23-26
Red Bank, NJ (opening for Gutfeld) Count Basie CTR. June 9.
Orlando, FL Bonkerz Comedy @ The Corner June 14-15.
Pittsburgh, PA Improv June 21-23
Salt Lake City, UT Wise Guys July 5-6
Minneapolis, MN July 10-13 Acme.
Fort Worth, TX Hyenas Sept 20-21
Manasquan, NJ Sept. 28. Algonquin Theater (with Joe DeVito)
Albuquerque, NM Hyenas Oct. 3-5
Phoenix, AZ Desert Ridge Improv Oct. 20
Sunnyvale, CA Rooster T. Feathres Nov. 21-24