Atomic Biscuits - 20240526 - Illusion of Choice

This week, Iran is having a hard time keeping their leaders alive. Ebrahim Raisi, the president there, was killed in a helicopter accident. Foggy weather. Mountains. He was on his way back from secret talks in Oman with the United States...over the war in Gaza. Iran's foreign minister and seven others also, didn't make it.

Democrat lawmakers in California had a chance to vote to boot out illegal immigrant pedophiles...did they? no..they voted to continue to absorb them like a California hot tub anal gonnerhea.

Hold on to your adderall and stock up, there is likely to be a shortage when they pump all know supplies into Lunchbucket Joe during presidential debates later this year. Republicans are asking for drug tests to make sure Joe isn't doped up like he was at the State of the Union speeches; of course even if he's conscious, he policies completely suck, so...there's that.

Was another tough week at the House of Mouse as Pixar employees found out that 175 of them no longer had jobs in the animation studio, about 14% of their workforce. I wonder how much it will cost to have Artificial Intelligence fill in?

The United States government claims Russia has launched a weapon capable of taking out satellites...like this is new news.

And Aluminum prices are at a 23-month high amid ongoing Australian production issues.

Amal Clooney, George Clooney's wife, you know the couple who have a rambling estate in the French countryside and imagine they are royal cousins are something... well apparently they are behind a push at the International Criminal Court to go after Netenyahu. Wow. They must have a great security system, am i right?

I'll talk about all these stories and more on Atomic Biscuits, and leave the links to them on Gab.