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Lazy eye joke. What did the optometrist say to the patient with a lazy eye
Prepare to widen your gaze with amusement! We’ve all had those days when one of our eyes just can’t seem to keep up with the other. It’s like they have a mind of their own! So, when an optometrist met a patient whose eye was taking a little ‘me-time,’ what sage advice was given? Let’s focus our attention and uncover the witty wisdom!
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