If Andrew Tate was a soldier.

If Andrew Tate were a soldier, he'd probably be the first to set up a side hustle selling motivational speeches to the troops, all while doing push-ups in the middle of a battlefield. His military uniform would be accessorized with aviator sunglasses and a perfectly groomed beard, because style doesn't take a break, even in combat. He'd give pep talks about how "real warriors don't skip leg day" and insist that the secret to winning any war is a combination of high self-esteem and a top-tier Instagram profile. The enemy wouldn't stand a chance, not because of the firepower, but because they’d be too busy trying to figure out how to keep up with his relentless self-promotion and constant stream of combat selfies.