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Internationally Notorious Porn Tab Guy Vying for Not Afraid to Burn in Hell Don Beyer’s Antireligious Voters

[FOB Freedom, June 5, 2024] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over.

Live from the world’s newest banana republic. . .

While the incumbent in the most reliable Democrat Party congressional district in Virginia may have been proud to announce that his four children had rejected God, church and religion, of late Don Beyer, now 73, and trying desperately to make it through remedial precalculus is talking about prayer and attending religious services regularly, only one hypocritical Christian and internationally notorious porn tab guy has ever actually hauled four churches up and down the Eastern Seaboard into a federal courthouse to sue them for anything. And now, after challenging Black Protestant pastors to a round of Yo Momma attacks, the irreverent son of a—reverend, with two family churches on the National Historic Registry is fixing to get himself kicked out of White Church.

“Well, Howard, the way I see it is if you stopped your entire life, cancelled your vacation plans, cowered behind a piece of cotton, stopped attending church, and volunteered to participate in a phase three clinical trial because a two inches shorter than Fauci coronavirus was invisible to you, not even Peter on a good day is gonna let your can’t get into Harvard ass into Heaven,” remarked Major Mike Webb.

Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected.

And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent